I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
