so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
The feeling are messing with the penis
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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