3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
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oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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