Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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