i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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