She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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