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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room

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  Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65

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• (212): View more from New York

  dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?

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  idk but i think it had a face

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  dude do u know what u did last night?

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  do i wanna know???

  (309): View more from Illinois

  you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.

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• (714): View more from California

  so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)

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  i'm so jealous of you right now.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.

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