do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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