mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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