Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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