I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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