yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm bleeding and have questions
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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