My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We don't watch enough power rangers
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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