Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Randomize
