sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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