I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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