Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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