I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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