Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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