honey bunches of taint.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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