I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
