i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
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Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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