You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
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