So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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