girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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