Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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