If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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