I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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