I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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