Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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