She is in my trunk
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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