Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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