dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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