What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
