He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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