I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
well you can't waste a boner
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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