the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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