Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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