I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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