LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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