Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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