I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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