just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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