i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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