you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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