I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
The feeling are messing with the penis
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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