no, he came in my armpit
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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