Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(765): View more from Indiana

looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...

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(804): View more from Virginia

no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR

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(240): View more from Maryland

Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.

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(716): View more from New York

You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...

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(716): View more from New York

She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby

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(917): View more from New York City

At a point I was just cumming dust last night

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.

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