i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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