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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Damn. That makes sense

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  I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems

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• (631): View more from New York

  U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?

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  ya, gonna go have sex there?

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  No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?

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• (714): View more from California

  You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.

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• (818): View more from California

  I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.

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• (845): View more from New York

  He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.

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  Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.

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