im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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