i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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