So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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