So drunk its hurt
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
