Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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