o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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