About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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