Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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