Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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